pretty masters student: eh! i tell you a super good pick-up line.
my mentor: tell me about it.
hi. *flutters eyelids* do you have a raisin?
you nuts ar. want raisin for what?
EH. can you just go along with me and say no? you dont have raisins right?!
ok. no.
no raisin! how about a date?

-total silence-

my mentor: ehs you know ar, my friends damn bad.
pretty masters student: har why?
one guy says if he needs to pick a girl up, just have to get me drunk.
HAHA. because you go VERY crazy when u get drunk!
yes. then he can apologise profusely to the girl, and ask her "how about a drink to make up for my friend's harrassment/embarrassment?"

-giggles silently-

my mentor: the other day i wanted to tell a friend "lets go to a restaurant!" but i said "lets go to a hotel!". my friends were like shocked.
pretty masters student: the other day i went to dinner with a guy. instead of telling the waiter "table for two" he says "room for two".
oldest guy in the lab: anyway, fyi. when u go to a hotel, u have no need to say room for two. you just have to show your id.
everyone else: WAHS. you know alot ar!
my mentor: see all the freudian symptoms showing. hotel. room. and id.

Adam Phillips

Freud changes our reading habits.